MsAD dreams

We would expect her to have a pleasant dreams as she is scanning through 100s of profiles in the matrimonial sites. However, the dreams seems to be scary but interesting.

Seems like she was dreaming about talking with RS and suddenly he was hit by something or someone. He had to be admitted in an ICU. MsAD was listening him talking in that state. She was horrified. In the same thread of dreams, she was with friends and JB is telling that he is able to see ghost. Others are not able to see.

JB: wah! I like that. From childhood I used to fantasize about being with ghosts. When I became a teenager (that is 2, 3 yrs before), the fantasy improved and started specializing in handling feminine ghosts. Did you dream about male ghost or female ghost?

MsAD: If you are seeing it, it has to be a female ghost.

JB: That is good. I like female ghost. There are lots of good points and advantage with them.
1) They come in white, transparent saree; if we are lucky they get drenched in rain.
2) Usually they are beautiful.

RS: Ya, sometimes they are prettier than the heroines. I dont know why the hero doesnt go behind the ghosts .. they are good looking and powerful.

JB:
3) They dont insist on long term relationships.
4) They dont bug us in the daytime .. they come when we need them :-)
5) No hint or request or order for any ornaments. They can pick what they want.
6) You never need to be in a situation to pass comments on "will the green salwar go with this chudi or should I wear the pasta colored saree with peach bindi". It is easy to buy a dress for them (globally).
7) You think and she is there. That cuts down the money wasted on std calls.

RS: That is cool. So, MsAD, what kind of ghost you were seeing?

PG: She would have seen a male ghost.

JB: Let us see the advantage for MsAD.
1) No dowry requirements.
2) Never heard of Mother-in-law ghost etc. So, no issues from the in-law side.

PG:
3) He will carry you and fly where ever you want. No travel expense. Even entire family can be carried.
4) He wont be a drunkard. Have you seen a drunkard ghost?

RS:
5) They will have a romantic honeymoon. Imagine an aloof hillstation settings .. in the middle of the lavish greenery, there will be milky smoke covered bed!

JB:
6) None can deny her request. She can demand the manager for vacation and ask him to complete the tasks. Everything will be done as per the request.