Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Girls, girls and girls everywhere

This posting is continuation of the title Human Fantasies.


Olden
I had read about fantasy stories in my childhood about a youth from a village, who is driven away from the family. He travels far and wide, just to meet girls of different place, different status and all with unmatching beauty. One common thing among the wild girl in the jungle, merchant's daughter and even the queen is that they all obsessively fall in love once they see him and in some cases when they hear about him.

Modern
Scientist have invented babe attracting magnet. Powdered form of this magnet is an important ingrediant in utilities like body spray, home theatre system, bike, shaving set, underwear etc. Good news is that this magnet powder is used in all gadgets used by man. Not so good news is that it is quite costly (understandable). Being a tight fist with respect to money, I have never tried any of these products which use the powder. However, I am sure that they work; if else how are these companies making such a profit so that they can advertise in every tv showtime and everywhere in the city? Anyway, I am waiting for them to announce a free trial or a heavily discounted sale. Once they do, I am planning to stock my homeful with these products. Already I had prepared a list of girls on the way to my office and in the office against whom I need to use. Yeah, I will be going to the malls on saturday evening.

A normal person might wonder what to do after attracting so many girls in the city and doubt his potential. Worry no more. The Science is here again for our rescue. Viagra!!

Ok fine, the scientist have invented this essential vitality. Will it be readily available to all? Ah! what are social service organizations for? There are set of teams pledged to put the tablet in each and every person around the world. They even squeeze them through email. None can miss these tablets.


The beauty is also important.

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